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Lent 2023: The Jesus Revolution

Mar 5, 2023    Brian Zahnd

WANTED: JESUS CHRIST

Alias: The Messiah, The Son of God, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Prince of Peace, etc.

Notorious leader of an underground liberation movement.

Wanted for the following charges: Practicing medicine, winemaking, and food distribution without a license. Interfering with businessmen in the temple. Associating with known criminals, radicals, subversives, prostitutes, and street people.

APPEARANCE: Typical hippie type—long hair, beard, robe, sandals. Hangs around slum areas, few rich friends, often sneaks out into the desert.

BEWARE: This man is extremely dangerous. His insidiously inflammatory message is particularly dangerous to young people who haven't been taught to ignore him yet.

WARNING! HE IS STILL AT LARGE!